Teflon

We were going along
To a particular song
Just hanging around
Feet scuffing the ground
Catching us on a roll
We were collecting the dole
Doesn't mean something's wrong

We were just slipping along
Slipping along
Slipping along
Yeah
Slipping along

At a party we found
People hanging around
There was nothing to do
We were smoking a few
Saw two girls outside
They were both pretty wired
I thought something was wrong
But they were just getting it on

Slipping along
Yeah
Slipping along
1, 2, 3, 4
So long,
I'm slipping on, and on
Yeah

We were going along
To a particular song
Just hanging around
Feet scuffing the ground
Catching us on roll
We were collecting the dole
Doesn't mean something's wrong

We were just slipping along
Slipping along
Slipping along
Yeah
Slipping along
1, 2, 3, 4
So long,
I'm slipping on, and on
Yeah

[rap bit]

At a party we found
People hanging around
There was nothing to do
We were smoking a few
Saw two girls outside
They were both pretty wired

I thought something was wrong
But they were just getting it on
Getting along
Yeah
Slipping along
Yeah, Slipping along
1, 2, 3, 4
So long,
I'm slipping on, and on, and on... (fade out)

Teflon (Cooling Brothers Remix)

So long
I'm slipping on
And on
Yeah! (x 2)

Now!
Now!

We were going along
To a particular song
Just hanging around
Feet scuffing the ground
Catching us on a roll
We were collecting the dole
Doesn't mean something's wrong

So long
I'm slipping on
And on
Yeah!

So long

So long
Now!

So long
I'm slipping on
And on
Yeah!

[spoken]
And so discipline will produce both on the negative side
And it will produce on the positive side
And you have got to choose
Where your disciplines are going to be

You

Three, four

Well I don't expect to see you all the time
Yeah every second day would still be fine
Cause I love all of the funny things you do
I can't think of anything that'd be better
Than being here with you

You, you
I love the funny things you do
You, you
I'm gonna be here through and through
You, you
Sometimes I just wouldn't have a clue
You, you
Where would I be here without you, ahh
Without you

We can sit around the house and watch TV
And all your crazy stories you can tell me
Well I probably won't be hearing nothing new
But I wouldn't wanna listen to anyone else
Than anyone else yeah but you

You, you
I love the funny things you do
You, you
I'm gonna be here through and through
You, you
Sometimes I just wouldn't have a clue
You, you
Where would I be here without you, ahh
Without you
Without you
Ahhh!

Break it down!
(solo)

You! You!
I love the funny things you do
You! You!
I'm gonna be here through and through
You! You!
Sometimes I just wouldn't have a clue
You! You!
Where would I be here without you
La la la la ladidi da da

Oh yeah

Tracksuit (Live at The Cornflakes)

[spoken]
This is Jebediah unplugged and unrehearsed
And, um, uh what should we play?
(Unshaved!)
Haha, unshaved as well!
Should we play, um, Tracksuit or something?
We'll stick with the easy ones
Okay...

Well I don't want to make things bad
But these last few weeks are the worst I've had
And that's really sad, it's really sad, you know - woah!

Because I knew what we were gonna say
And I didn't want it to end that way
Like on a winters day, but that's okay
Because I've got my tracksuit ready on

Don't give me your friends
Yeah they're driving me round the bend
I just wanted some time alone
So we could sort this thing out, life's a rolling stone

So I'll take you for an elephant ride
And I'll show you things that I feel inside
Yeah that's what I'll do, cos I like you
And I don't wanna let things slide

Aaaaahhhhhhh.......

So I hope everything's alright
Because I know I won't see you tonight
I just turn out the light, out and fall asleep
Without a peep!

And when I wake up with my tracksuit on
Well then I'll know that you've been away too long
So I'll play a song, I'll play a song
And I'll dedicate it just for you

Can we still be friends
Yeah that's all that we've got in the end
But I've been secretly holding out
That some day you will say you want more than that

So I'll take you for an elephant ride
And I'll show you things that I feel inside
Yeah that's what I'll do, cos I like you
And I don't wanna let things slide

Aaaaahhhhhhh.......

Who hooo!
Oh yeah!
Baby the blues
I got the blues so bad!
Oh yeah baby
[spoken]
Well it's kind of a blues song

[spoken] That was Tracksuit, starring Christine on lead guitar

Jerks of Attention (Live at the Cornflakes)

[spoken, Kevin]
Alright um, moving on, moving on
Should we, should we do, um...

[spoken, Vanessa]
Jerks

[spoken, Kevin]
Should we do Jerks Of Attention? That we shall...
Um... hope I can play this well

There is no pain, my body's drained
I never should of had that fourth slice straight
We gathered round, the lost and found
But my jerks of attention let me down

I took the first one,
And I pulled it back.
And what was once green
Had all turned black, had all turned black
And there was nothing left to say

I'm ten foot tall, the world's so small
I know it all when I'm wasted
What you see, inside of me
Has been set free when I'm wasted, w-w-wasted

I'm getting there, my constant stare
And I don't think I'll move from this chair
We've got them both, Archers of loaf
And the Stone Roses in the stereo

I took the first one,
And I pulled it back.
And what was once green
Had all turned black, had all turned black
And there was nothing left to say

I'm ten foot tall, the world's so small
I know it all when I'm wasted
What you see, inside of me
Has been set free when I'm wasted

I'm ten foot tall, the world's so small
I know it all when I'm wasted
And what you see, inside of me
Has been set free when I'm wasted

Wasted, wasted
Wasted, wasted

Uh ohhhh

[spoken, Kevin]
Bongo solo!
Alright, we'll go to the chorus now

I'm ten foot tall, the world's so small
I know it all when I'm wasted
And what you see, inside of me
Has been set free when I'm wasted

I don't want to be straight, don't want to be straight
And I don't want to be wasted, wasted, wasted, don't…

[spoken, Kevin]
That was Jerks Of Attention

[spoken, Vanessa]
Hey can I have a sip of your water?

[spoken, Kevin]
Surely may... hey what else were we gonna play?